Sleep on someones face or as close to it as I can - Rick claims she is stealing the kids breath
Act crazy and mad with my tiny nub tail flicking back and forth
Have someone else push you around the house, why walk when you can go in luxury
Attack the largest animal in the house other than your owners. Why not launch myself at the 23 pound mutant that resembles a small bovine, but has a female voice. Yes that's Gatsby, for those of you who remember, this is the cat who was stuck 40 feet up in a tree in our old neighborhood, until Rick saved him with a 20 foot pole and a laundry basket. This little scenario plays out at least 10 times a day under the bed, on our bed while we are trying to sleep, in the living room, you name it..... The vet told us Moxie will keep Big Gatty young
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big, gay gatty is really going after moxie. wonder if that's what he's like in the wild. i actually thought moxie would be a lot bigger at this point - she still seems so tiny!
is moxie still that little? she's a spitfire!!!!
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