Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Just call me a lush and tuck me in

Is it possible to drink your way through Disney? Why yes! And give your child a beginners course on the finer art of salt rimmed Margarita licking techniques while using the nasty table salt shaker, sure.
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, BUT just don't act like you are married to him while on vacation

Step One: Sign up for the Disney Dining Plan
Step Two: Go with your best friend
Step Three: Use the coloring sheets they provide at the restaurants to distract the youngin's
Step Four: Don't make eye contact with the weirdo at the bar who is on his honeymoon( but with no wife in sight) who is making fast talk with you
Step Five: Order the most foo foo drink on the menu and try not to fall onto the monorail's track when you finish this drink


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yep, for sure; Disney again before the year is out. Looks like all of you were having too much fun!! Really girls.....a man who chooses Disney World for his honeymoon? No eye contact, definitely. Rick, that killer-smile attracts everyone, men and women alike. I have never met Becky's husband, but THANKS for your service and WELCOME HOME. mIMI