Get ready New York, Miami, Paris and Milan, here is the nextSuper Model to grace the pages of French Vogue and Cosmo!
Since Adeline dropped off the growth charts completely for her weight
back when she was 15 months, Dad and I decided to use her waifness
to our advantage. We'll start with buying her the pumps for babies
so she can practice walking around in 7 inch heels and then start buying
fake lashes and a subscription to Anorexic Yearly magazine.
Here she is at her 2 year well baby check up, the nurse istrying to get a height on her, but she thinks she's getting shots, so she is panicking. Unbelievably she is in the 85% for her height
and negative 1 million for her weight
I make Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen look like Jabba the Hutt
The smile that's a little sly, mischievous and oh so endearing
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that picture of her in the diaper has her looking just like the giraffes on the door. just a lanky giraffe herself. next week we'll have to take a thigh by thigh picture of her and the marj
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